Goodbye Omelas

The revolution will be adorable.

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Oh, know the perils, read the signs,
the warning history shows,
for our Hogwarts is in danger
from external, deadly foes

And we must unite inside her
or we’ll crumble from within
I have told you, I have warned you…
let the Sorting now begin.

I’ve been waiting for this gifset <3 look how great is is that the houses are interacting and not everything is so black-and-white-and-we-all-hate-slytherin. I love it. 


How much do you want to bet that the Gryffindors and Slytherin just get together to complain about how hard the homework is.

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Let’s play a game!










Stand where you are, look around, and list whatever liquidy thing is closest to you. This is now your fanfic lube.


Nature’s Miracle “Just for Cats” stain and odor remover.

Celibacy is looking like a good option here.

Gin and tonic.  SEXY

100% pure acetone. I think I lose this game forever.

Cold tea. Um.

and I are in a pie shop and ours is fancy hot sauce. Um….

Ranch dressing. YEE HAW

Potato soup? NO

It’s either Sprite or fake blood. Oh god. Oh god no. So pain. Much yeast infection. Wow.

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Headcanon: Fleur was the only one of Molly’s daughters (because all her daughters-in-law became her daughters) who carried on the tradition of Weasley Jumpers. Hermione liked to use what little free time she had reading or spending time with her family, Ginny absolutely hated knitting and Angelina had never learned to knit.

Fleur’s last Christmas gift to Molly was a beautiful purple jumper with a gold ‘M’ on it and a card that read: "Mum - After all those years of making them for everyone else, I thought it was about time someone made you your very own Weasley Jumper. All my love, Fleur."

To the end of her days, it was Molly’s favourite item of clothing.

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girls who pretend to act stupid because they think it’s cute need to be slapped in the face with a brick

girls who pretend to act stupid because they think it’s cute need to be taught that their thoughts and opinions matter. so many girls are taught that being smart and capable is threatening to boys and will scare them away. please don’t hit these girls with bricks thanks

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I took my little brother (who falls on the autism spectrum) to see Guardians of the Galaxy and after this scene he lit up like a Christmas tree and screamed “He’s like me! He can’t do metaphors!” And for the rest of the film my brother stared at Drax in a state of rapture. 

So for the last 6 days I have heard my brother repeatedly quote all of the Drax lines from the movie verbatim (one of his talents), begin studying vocabulary test words, and tell everyone he knows that people with autism can also be superheroes.

Now I am not saying that Drax the Destroyer is, or was ever, intended to be autistic. All I am saying is that it warmed my heart to see my brother have an opportunity to identify himself with a character known for his strength, badassness, and honor. And that is pretty damn awesome. 

So while I adored Guardians of the Galaxy as a great fun loving film with cool characters I can do nothing but thank Marvel Studios and Dave Bautista for finally bringing a superhero to the screen that my little brother can relate to.

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okay but, if harley had been the funny sidekick instead of stiles (and the world was good and fair and this show had good writers) we’d have gotten:

  • the two best friends being a boy and a girl who can flirt a lot and be silly together but always keep it platonic
  • a latino protagonist and a black co-protagonist as the two leads in mtv’s most popular show
  • ideally, a black single father raising a girl all by himself and being a loving and caring father just like sheriff stilinski is! 
  • a black man as the sheriff of beacon hills!
  • a black girl with adhd! a neuroatypical black girl protrayed in a positive light!
  • also, a black girl that is the ‘detective’ in the group? harley being the one with the clues hanging from her walls and trying to figure out who the bad guy??? i’m in love
  • harley/lydia? okay, i know i’m dreaming, but harley pinning after lydia? without all the nice guy complex grossness that stiles has shown? that would be fantastic

if we’re gonna be realistic, jeff davis would have completely fucked it up, the fandom would have hated her and everything would have been terrible, but i’m having a very strong we could have had it all.mp3 moment over here. plus imagine what this fandom could be without sterek. 


#(also harley would have been very cool  #harley helping scott find his anchor  #harley and malia!!  #harley driving the jeep around the preserve with scott  #harley and scott playing lacrosse  #harley and kira!!)  - theeggcamefirst

I think I’m gonna pass out haRLEY BEING THE FIRST GIRL IN THE TEAM *3* Harley and her trademark trashy ass jeep. Harley calling Melissa ‘mom’ on accident. 


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