Goodbye Omelas

The revolution will be adorable.

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knitmeapony:

sourcedumal:

artistickacchi:

chiandsocial:

theweekmagazine:

Meet the waffle donut, aka wonut

New Yorkers aren’t the only ones eating dessert hybrids. Chicago’s Waffles Cafe is selling a combination of a donut and a waffle.

CHICAGO?
I LIVE HERE.
I’m bout to buy this shit. 

Yay Chicago! I’m going to find these!

WHAAAAAAAT? I must find this place

HOLY SHIT WAFFLES IS AMAZING.

South loop and … Streeterville?  I think? 

Check LivingSocial, they do 50% off things often.

*hops on L, never to return*

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pointless-posts-and-fandoms:

petersassybritcheshale:

cap 2 just solidifies this post

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wickershire:

swanjolras:

HEY HEY HEY HEYYYYYYYY MY FAVORITE QUEER DRUNK ASSHOLE POET TURNED 450 TODAY (and let me tell you, there is a lot of competition for the title “favorite queer drunk asshole poet”)

BUT as we all know, there is some controversy over who ACTUALLY wrote shakespeare’s plays!

so in order to mark this SERIOUS and LEGITIMATE issue, i have compiled the most likely theories in this comprehensive list:

  • in julius caesar, cassius says, “this is my birthday; on this very day cassius was born.” on that same day, cassius DIES. guess who else was not only born on april 23, but died april 23?? that’s right, shakespeare. english playwright? or ancient roman ghost bent on revenge? YOU BE THE JUDGE.
  • shakespeare married a woman called anne hathaway. BATMAN ALSO MARRIED ANNE HATHAWAY. have you ever seen shakespeare and batman in the same place at the same time??????
  • lived in london? totally encountered prostitutes several times? probably spoke english? william shakespeare……. or JACK THE RIPPER
  • uh, excuse me, an uneducated glovemaker’s son couldn’t possibly have written the 38 works of art attributed to shakespeare. please consider instead this picture of a cat pushing another cat in a shopping cart. you’re welcome.
  • ””“”“”“”“”“president obama????”“”“”“”“” more like PRESIDENT WILLIAMSHAKESPOBAMA. wake UP, america
  • aliens.
  • ME I’M WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE I HAVE BEEN SHAKESPEARE ALL ALONG AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU FOOLS YOU IGNORANT FOOLS

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To all the Tumblr users who tend to use tags very liberally:

thejadedkiwano:

Let’s play a game. Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up:

  • you
  • also
  • what
  • when
  • why
  • how
  • look
  • because
  • never

Son of a bitch, Laurie, you’ve got a fucking found poem there. Plus, like, actual poetry. 

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Filed under 'steve you are not doing war propaganda anymore' ALSO NOT DEAD WHAT ARE YOU PEOPLE DOING I cried when Hedwig died. 'WHY IS EVERYONE DANCING' How The Grinch Stole Christmas 'OH MY GOD LOOK AT THESE MORONS' BECAUSE EVERYONE WANTS TO KNOW MY THOUGHTS ON EVERYTHING never had a sexy-teacher fantasy My goodness I have a lot of posts about musical AUs and I tag them similarly

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realhousewivesofnightvale:

suzannethurgood:

I just love the idea that there’s a bunch of grouchy middle aged women running Night Vale, everything is SO ANNYOING but they love this damn town SO MUCH.

like Pamela Winchell and Leann Hart obviously. Suzanne Thurgood over at the hospital, and Madeline LeFleur trying endlessly and hopelessly to turn Night Vale into a popular tourist destination. Josie used to run the opera house and obviously still has a lot of influence. omg and SARAH SULTAN running the community college, how could I forget

Every Sunday they get together after they do their bloodstone rituals and talk about community events, local crops and politics over lemonade and gingersnaps oh my god someone do the thing.

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It’s Dyngus Day, and yes I have to work at 8:30 tomorrow, but I basically have a genetic obligation to consume all of the vodka in the house.